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Praise God. Praise God. You know that Mountain Dew. You know it. It makes me think about summertime. That hot part of the calendar. You know how it works. You know when the calendar just gets hot. It gets so hot. Sometimes I'll call the government. I'll say, can you turn it down? We can't handle it. It would get so hot. I mean, you'd have to open up the windows, but then the hot would come in, you know? And then when it gets so hot inside, you have to open up the doors. And the hot would go out and in and out. It was just a lot of hot. Thankfully, I had me some Mountain Dew. Just a refreshing. It was like the heavens cut the faucet on me. And I could just enjoy myself. Just doing myself with that Mountain Dew. I liked it. If I had me a can or two of Mountain Dew, I'd go out and pet every dog in town. That's how I just became like that neighborly American, you know? That's how I became. I'd be shaking the hands of local raccoons and politicians and... All of them, you know. I'd watch the wind go by. Maybe whistle at it. Let it know I had a way of making my own little breeze right there. Something about that summertime and just having a little bit of Mountain Dew in you. Maybe you would just want to get out there and just kiss a bald eagle. You know, and sometimes you'd settle for your grandmother or whatever, you know, a little kiss on the cheek, whatever, you know. Pop Pop didn't mind. What I'm saying is this. Mountain Dew, it's just, it's an alternative to the heat, but it's also part of, it's part of summer.

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Y'all ever think about how something gets its start? Like Mountain Dew. I always just thought that it appeared one day just sitting in a cooler just glistening, like a beverage stork just brought it in from the great beverage beyond. But no, it's actually straight out of Tennessee. A real place, real people, two brothers working tirelessly to nail that citrus kick we all love today. Appalachian roots, baby. It's bold. It's loud. It's got that I'll figure it out myself attitude. That attitude is still in it today. Still bold. Still unmistakable. Still Dew. It's an American original that's been tasting great since '48. 1948. That's a while now. And they're even putting it on the can as a tribute to the nearly eighty years of Tennessee roots and unapologetic American taste, American Dew. Limited edition. This is a hometown story in a can. Next time you grab a Dew, just know it's more than just a drink. It's an American original — Mountain Dew, tasting great since '48.

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As you guys know, MoonPay is my go-to place to buy crypto. And now they just launched something new called MoonPay Agents. It's tech that lets AI actually handle your crypto for you. Think of it like a smart assistant that can buy, sell, trade, swap coins, set up recurring buys, and even convert crypto back into cash all on your behalf. You just set up a wallet through MoonPay, verify your identity once, one time, fund it with a bank transfer, Apple Pay, Venmo, or PayPal, and your agent can get to work. Yep. Your keys stay on your device, so you stay in control, and it works across major chains like Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana with tools like ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Grok. Moonpay already powers crypto for millions of people in over 180 countries. Check out Moonpay agents at moonpay.com slash agents. Crypto is risky and can be volatile, so do your own research and trade responsibly.

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So Netflix has a new movie with John Cena and Eric Andre. It's called Little Brother. Little Brother. It's basically about a guy, John Cena, who spent his whole life just keeping everything perfect. Nice suits, luxury real estate, relationship with his wife, just the silverware on the right side of the plate. He did it like that. And then Eric Andre shows up as his little brother and just absolutely detonates the man's life. It just feels like somebody released a possum into a car dealership, you know? Or like somebody's just trying to help a, just help a dang baby bear who's got acute acne. Complete chaos. They got a stacked cast of veteran comedians, and it's funny in a real uncomfortable way. You know, they got the weird arguments, sexual jokes, people humiliating themselves publicly. The kind of movie where somebody definitely bruised a rib making it. That kind of movie. But underneath all the chaos, it's really about family. Like how the people who know you best also know exactly how to drive you insane. Watch Little Brother, June 26th, only on Netflix.

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As you guys know, MoonPay is my go-to place to buy crypto. And now they just launched something new called MoonPay Agents. It's tech that lets AI actually handle your crypto for you. Think of it like a smart assistant that can buy, sell, trade, swap coins, set up recurring buys, and even convert crypto back into cash all on your behalf. You just set up a wallet through MoonPay, verify your identity once, fund it with a bank transfer, Apple Pay, Venmo, or PayPal, and your agent can get to work. Your keys stay on your device, so you stay in control. And it works across major chains like Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana with tools like ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Grok. MoonPay already powers crypto for millions of people in over 180 countries. Check out MoonPay Agents at moonpay.com/agents. Crypto is risky and can be volatile, so do your own research and trade responsibly.

Set up a wallet through MoonPay, verify your identity once, fund it with a bank transfer, Apple Pay, Venmo, or PayPal, and your agent can get to work. Your keys stay on your device, so you stay in control. It works across major chains like Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana with tools like ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Grok. MoonPay already powers crypto for millions of people in over 180 countries. Check out MoonPay agents at moonpay.com/agents. Crypto is risky and can be volatile, so do your own research and trade responsibly.

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Netflix has a new movie with John Cena and Eric Andre. It's called Little Brother. It's basically about a guy, John Cena, who spent his whole life just keeping everything perfect. Nice suits, luxury real estate, relationship with his wife, the silverware on the right side of the plate. He did it like that. And then Eric Andre shows up as his little brother and absolutely detonates the man's life. It just feels like somebody released a possum into a car dealership, or somebody's trying to help a baby bear who's got acute acne. Complete chaos. They got a cast of veteran comedians, and it's funny in a real uncomfortable way. They got the weird argument, sexual jokes, people humiliating themselves publicly. The kind of movie where somebody definitely bruised a rib making it. That kind of movie. But underneath all the chaos, it's really about family. Like how the people who know you best also know exactly how to drive you insane. Watch Little Brother, June 26 only on Netflix.

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. For some, summer is their favorite season. Travel picks up and the kids are out of school, and adventure becomes the focus. It becomes possible. There's time for it. For others, juggling it all can be tough and overwhelming, just counting down the minutes until the kids are back at school. Many worry that they're wasting the days of sunshine. This is a reminder to make some time for yourself this summer. You deserve it, and BetterHelp can help. With over 30,000 therapists, BetterHelp is the world's largest online therapy platform, having served over 6,000,000 people globally. They do the initial matching work for you so you can focus on your therapy goals. You don't have to say yes to everything this summer. Find support in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/theo.

They got a new minion now. His name's Dick. And I know how that sounds, but that's the name. That's what they landed on. And honestly, I respect the confidence. You'd have to really believe in a guy to name him that and put him up on the big screen. He's got one eye. He's got one eye too, yeah? Which I feel like if you've only got one eye, you've earned whatever name you want. Nobody's going to argue with him. What are you going to do, look him in the eyes? He's got the one. He already won. Anyway, he's in a movie. Him and his buddies tried to make a monster picture, and the whole thing went sideways. And now there's real monsters loose in Hollywood. What happens next? You just have to get a ticket and see. The film's called Minions and Monsters, out July 1st. If you like Woody, you'll love Dick. Go see Dick with your family. There's genuinely just, there's no good way to say that. I tried and here we are. Tickets on sale now.

What does the $7 big deal meal get you at Sonic? The real question is, what doesn't it get you? For the $7, you score a classic Sonic cheeseburger, medium fries or tots, a medium drink plus premium chicken bites. That's not a snack. That's not a just grab something real quick. That's a full meal. Then some. You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking burger in one hand, tots in the other, chicken bites just hanging out like, yeah, we came to squat up. Only thing it doesn't get you is a bigger dashboard in your car to hold your $7 spread. But that's what cup holders are for. We've all done it. Enjoy a full meal plus premium chicken bites for just $7 only at Sonic. Live free. Eat Sonic.

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