Reverie Bed222:18-224:12
Reverie bed. You know, I'll tell you what I'm going to be doing tonight. Giving someone the thumb. Two thumbs up, baby. No. BattleBots is back on TV. Reruns or new episodes? New episodes. No way. What channel? ABC. And I told my son, not since Ziggy, the spinning bot, was kicking the crap out of the other, or Vlad the Impaler. I said, oh, we're watching. When I get home, we're going to hop on that reverie bed. He's going to get his stuffies. I'm going to tilt that thing up probably about 35, 40 degrees. I'm going to hit the vibrate mode, and we're going to watch us some Battle Boss. Yeah. Good night. Nothing better. Reverie Bed, what did you say to me? You're asking me, Gary Haftard, like you're saying your parents were thinking about squeezing a trigger on one of these Reverie Beds, right? Yeah, I think I said to you, you know, worth it. Would you do it again? If you weren't given one, would you spend the money on it? Yes. And I said, I, because I'm not worthy, I'm one of these. Now I'm a Corolla. I'm not, I'm just not worthy. I wouldn't. And I'd be the biggest mistake I ever made in my life. Because you wouldn't think you deserve to have one. I bought mattresses literally from the Salvation Army. I would buy them. Used. He basically told me a sane human being of his means would be wildly foolish not to buy one. Well, I said all the time that you spend a third of your life, a third last night, and then another hour watching BattleBots, and then maybe another hour after that with the thumb. You know what I'm saying? An hour? Yeah. Well, I mean, first off, you got to get out the pine tar rag. That's it. You know what I mean? There's a lot of prepping. 52 minutes of begging. The thumb comes out of the crown royal sack. It's exposed. It's a cheering crowd. There's a lot of pomp and circumstance involved here. Yeah, I told Gary's parents, go get that bed. And by the way, it's not like, well, you wore it out or it went stale or anything. You'll use it for the rest of your life. 888-888-5990 or you go to Sleep Like Adam. Try it out for 101 nights and no risk trial. Just the best money you'll ever spend. Really. Really? Honestly, people, they go, oh, I'm going to buy a timeshare in Florida. You'll never use it. You'll never use it. This you will use every single day. Sleeplikeadam.com is where you go. And try it out for free. Free? 101 nights. That's how confident they are. All righty.
post-rollno codeDetected Jul 13
Est. value ~$900 · range $180–$6K · low confidence
