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Hey, weirdos. This episode is brought to you by Ashley. Your home should show off who you are. As the largest furniture store brand in North America, Ashley can help you create a comfortable, functional, and stylish home that you can feel proud of, and in a price range that works for you. With Ashley's lifestyle-driven designs, you don't have to choose between practical and being stylish. Visit your local Ashley store or head to ashley.com to find your style.

Before we get into the episode, we do just have to thank our sponsor one more time. Ashley is such an icon. I'm not talking about myself. I'm talking about this gorgeous furniture that we are sitting on and our feet are upon and our drank are upon. We got, this is the Revion Lake sofa that we're sitting on. It's comfy. It's really comfy. It's chic. I love the color. And it's washable, which is nice. I got the love seat over there. And then we have the Mailey coffee table, which I'm actually ordering another one to put in my living room downstairs because I love it so much. I'd like to say really quick that the Schweppes on there was a mistake. A mistake. Yeah. Instacart. I'm not talking to you right now. And finally, these are the core stone tables, the end tables. What I love about these is that I feel like I'm like a QVC girl. Yeah. I love that you can dress them up like the shelves. You can kind of just like put all your accoutrements, all your zikor, your trinkets, your chapskis. Your horror movies. Your horror movies. Your awalla. Yeah. your game that you crafted with your sister and hunt a killer you can just put anything on the end table so thank you to ashley for sponsoring today's episode and for sending us this really cool furniture because it's sick and without further ado let's get into it yeah

All right, guys, we're taking a quick break so that we can talk about one of our most favorite sponsors, Ashley. I am obsessed with Ashley and they were nice enough to send us this gorgeous furniture that you see me sitting my little bum on. And we got a coffee table. We got this gorgeous sofa. We got the loveseat over here. We'll show you all these different pieces. It was so important to me when I was updating my studio that I really wanted like a timeless almost kind of like vintage feel i love really rich dark woods which you can see this is the core stone end table one i love again the rich dark wood but also the fact that you can kind of dress up the bottom shelves or like the little shelves right there with your decor style this is the revion lake sofa and the matching love seat over there one i love that it goes really well with what we have already for morbid decor and two i just feel like the color fits so well with the paint color and the overall vibe that we have in here so thank you so much to ashley we are obsessed with this furniture your home or your pod lab should show off who you are ashley has styles that balance timeless appeal and modern trends to bring your personal look home ashley is dependable with a modern feel offering well-crafted as you can see affordable pieces built to stand up to real life and with great looks that are made to last Plus, Ashley provides fast, reliable white club delivery right to your room of choice. Visit your local Ashley store or head to ashley.com to find your style.

Thank you again to Ashley for sponsoring today's episode and for sending us this gorgeous, gorgeous furniture. Ashley is the largest furniture store brand in North America, and they're focused on helping people create comfortable, functional, and a stylish home or pod lab that they can feel proud of at a price that feels accessible and reassuring. With eye-catching designs like the ones that you saw in my pod lab, Ashley can bring a balance of timeless appeal and modern trends to your home. Stain-resistant performance fabric options that are durable, easy to clean, and stain-resistant with machine washable cushion covers are great for anyone who's ever been worried about owning a white sofa. Plus, Ashley provides fast, reliable white glove delivery right to your room of choice. Visit your local Ashley store or head to ashley.com to find your style.