Zebra on The Spillover with Alex Clark

Make you at peace with all other people. Yeah, I've started flossing by the pool. Sue me. It's the most powerful I've ever felt. There is something deeply luxurious about standing in the sun, overpriced iced coffee sweating beside you, birds chirping and just excavating a little piece of steak from between your molars like you're on an archaeological dig in Greece. This is where I'm at in life. Sorry you're not as cool as me. Other people are chasing youth. I'm trying to make sure a piece of salmon from Tuesday doesn't become part of my skeletal record. Here's the truth. Most floss is insane, even more insane than flossing by the pool. Even the so-called natural non-toxic stuff is basically repackaged fishing line. I don't trust it. Their flosses are filled with polyester, plastic mystery coatings. People are dragging microplastics through their gums twice a day and acting like, oh yeah, I'm doing something great. Well, you're not Gwyneth Paltrow. Actually, you're flossing with a kayak rope. That's why I'm obsessed with Zebra floss. Their floss is made with real silk, peppermint oil, and xylitol. There is no detectable PFAS, no plastic, no weird chemicals quietly plotting against you while you stand.