Tushy on CreepCast

This episode's sponsored by Tushy! And it's time to upgrade Dad's favorite seat in the house with Tushy's Luxury Bidet. That means water up my butthole. Pssst! Dad's favorite seat in the house is the one where his bare ass is exposed. Don't tickle me down there, Tushy! Tushy helps bring maximum comfort to your trips to the bathroom. Well, sometimes I blast water up my asshole and chunks of poo-poo fall out and it cleans up my bum bum. Tushy's even days instantly modernize your daily routine, making it cleaner and healthier. I love using Tushy because it gives you a two-in-one benefits. Two in the pink, one in the steak. By reducing irritation and preventing micro tears while using less toilet paper. Less bloody asshole means less Charmin. Okay? Pretty good stuff. Things can be pretty messy in our bathroom. That's why I made the switch to adding Tushy in every bathroom in my studio, because I'm a disgusting slob and there's poop everywhere. And by doing that, Tushy helps us use up to 80% less toilet paper. And with less toilet paper means less responsibility. And less toilet paper means less clogged toilets and less gross bathroom experiences, unlike having water spray up my shitty ass with cakes all over the inside of my toilet. That's not gross at all. It's the toilet paper that I can cleanly wipe and throw away and it flushes and goes away. No, it's the residue. What's not gross is the residue left behind from Tushy. The other thing I really like about Tushy is that it's really easy to use. You can scent, cleanse, and dry using the built-in air dryer. I actually don't cleanse anymore. I only dry. Tushy approved. Tushy bidets go on easy in 10 minutes or less over your existing toilets. No power tools needed, and every Hello Tushy bidet comes with a 30-day hassle-free return and 12-month warranty. Stop guessing you're clean. Start feeling it. Jesus Christ. That's their call to action. Stop guessing your claims. Start feeling it. God damn. For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off their first bidet order when you use code creepcast at checkout. That's 10% off your first bidet order at hellotushy.com with promo code creepcast. Thank you to Tushy for sponsoring this episode. Now back to the episode. You got an itchy butthole? You got poopy, stinky butthole? Don't just guess. Be sure to dry it real hot with Tushy's air dryer. And then from there, you could do all kinds of things. You could try to get poopy, stinky, stinky, itchy time. You ever want to feel like your butthole's been stung by about 20 hornets? Tushy. You like having a messy toilet bowl? Looks like somebody just blew their brains out with poop? Tushy. I like whenever I have Hershey kiss poop. You know what I'm talking about? When it's like a piece of poop won't fall. So it's like a melted Hershey kiss on my asshole. And I get to blast that sucker with my Tushy bidet. And it sprays all over my bottom. All over my bare ass cheeks and the toilet bowl. But lucky with Tushy, I feel right at home. I feel perfectly clean. I feel itchy afterwards. I love an itchy. I love an itchy Tushy.