Strikeforce 5 on Strike Force Five

Hey, everybody, before we go, just want to talk to you about the merchandise you can get from our good friends at Strikeforce 5. You get a T-shirt, you get a hat, you get a ped. All the proceeds, of course, go to some very, very good cause that we will soon discover. What we did was very wise. We waited until almost the end of the run of our podcast to produce a tremendous number of t-shirts hats and pens now we're going to be left with those if you don't buy them so strike force five f-i-v-e dot com to get your limited edition collector's item merchandise with the words strike force and five and we're going to throw in a lightning bolt with every purchase So this is like we opened a spirit Halloween in November. Is that what you're saying? Just after Halloween, people agreed with it. They were never going to have it again. We didn't know it was ending. We didn't know. We could have gone on for another six months. We got to ask Letterman to buy some merch. He's got a lot of money. Maybe that could be what he does for us, you know? Yeah. We should have made sure the guild negotiators were making it clear that when the strike ended, the studios had to pay for the leftover merch. Maybe we could trick the SAG-AFTRA actors into thinking these shirts are for them. Sure. Sure, why not? Go to strikeforce5.com. Buy shit. If you were going to buy one of the items, which would it be John Oliver? Which one of the three items would be your choice? I'd buy all of them in bulk to try and mitigate the losses from this entirely foreseeable catastrophe. Well, it's hurricane season still, so you could use it to fill up with sand. There's no better t-shirts from bursting. To be caught in a hurricane. Wearing. Strike Force 5. Do the pens work now the strike is over? Or is the answer to that no as well? We have not. We have not done any QC, I'm afraid. There were non-working pens. That was an interesting move. That's why we got them so cheaply.