Mint Mobile on Strike Force Five

Hey, I'm Ryan Reynolds, owner of Mint Mobile, with one final message for all five of you. I speak, of course, about the five people who still tune into this podcast. I know that I've had some fun at the expense of our hosts these past few weeks. And honestly, I was mostly kidding about being hurt because they never invited me on. But I never wanted to see the podcast get canceled after only 12 episodes. 12 episodes. That's just embarrassing. So, you know, rather than come up with some way of burning them and they figure out their next move while also telling you that Mint Unlimited Premium Wireless is just $15 a month for a limited time, I want to tell you how it ends for the members of the Strikeforce. That's right. It's a series epilogue brought to you by Mint Mobile who likes ending high prices in wireless. Stephen. Stephen. unable to face his family after the humiliation of podcast rejection, moves to Nicaragua, where he spends the rest of his days searching for that ever-elusive matching dictator shirt. The Jimmies change their name to the Flying Jimmies and perish in a horrific trapeze accident before a small but bored audience in Eastern Europe. Seth spends the rest of his career doing lucrative ads for a non-Mint Mobile brand wireless service just to hurt me, and honestly, it works. While John... No, actually, John makes it. Yeah, no, John, he's okay. He's thriving, even. I didn't see that coming either. So, for the final time on this final show, go to mintmobile.com slash strikeforce to learn how you can get Mint Unlimited for $15 a month for a limited time. And back to you, annoyingly talented and disturbingly generous sons of bitches.