Amazon on Baseball Today

I know that it's the middle of July and people are going to laugh at me, but back-to-school season is literally right around the corner. And here's the deal. I want you to spend less on your kids with Amazon. You want to give your kids a great start to the school year. But back to school has a way of absolutely blowing out the budget. The supply list keeps growing. Your kids keep growing, which means that the clothes are no longer fitting. And somehow there's always one more thing to buy. Well, Amazon helps you handle all of it without losing your mind or your wallet. I'm out of the shopping for my kids going back to school because my kids are in their 20s. Ploof is smack dab in the middle of it with Teddy and Isla. I can tell you this. I remember the nightmares of walking into like five or six different stores because every store didn't have what Brady and Josh needed. And it would drive me freaking up a wall. I'm like, I'm not going to another place. And they go, Dad, look at the teacher's shopping list. This is what I need. I was like, okay. And then Michelle would say... So we need to go to another store that's like six miles. That's the Stone Ages, bro. We don't need to hear about that. Now, from the comfort of your chair like this, you just log on to Amazon. You can get whatever. That's right. It's back to school. It's everything you need all in one-stop shopping. I'm talking backpacks, lunchboxes, notebooks, headphones, clothes, great prices, huge selection, and it shows up right at your door before you know it. So remember, with Amazon's low back-to-school prices, just spend less on your kids because every dollar you don't spend on them is a dollar you haven't spent on them. And that means you get to spend it on who, Trev? Your wife. Yeah. Yeah. We laugh at that, but it's true. It's so true.