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I have three trips planned down to South America. I'm going back to Cuba with my son, and I'm going to learn how to communicate with these people in their language, which empowers you, which makes you feel fantastic. It's never too late to learn a new language by using Babbel. If you're traveling this summer, here's a real travel hack. Don't wait until... until you land to start learning the language. Instead, try Babbel. Babbel is built for real life, not vocab list, not verb charts, but it's the real conversation. Practice just 10 minutes a day with Babbel. It can help you start having a real conversation in as little as three weeks. Lessons are quick. They have 200 language experts. It's awesome. Telling you right now, I can talk to people. The guy that works in my house, he's Spanish. He comes in and I see him sometimes struggling with me to say things to me. Now I can talk to him in Spanish. He can talk to me a little bit. I don't know it all, but I know some. And I know how to be polite. I can talk to people around the city. It's amazing. Learn a new language with Babbel. What language do you want to learn? They've got it. If you've got summer travel coming up, now's the time to start so you can actually use what you learned on your trip. Right now, Babbel is offering listeners up to 60% off. Go to babbel.com slash bonfire. That's Babbel, B-A-B-B-E-L.com slash bonfire for up to 60% off. Rules and restrictions may apply.