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All right, folks, let's take a quick moment and thank Ridge Wallet for supporting the show. Ridge Wallet is the last wallet you're ever going to need in your entire life. Really cool wallets. This is the only wallet that I'll ever use for the rest of my life. Over 50 colors and styles and high-quality materials like titanium, leather, and carbon fiber. Really, really cool. I mean, it's a slim front pocket wallet. You put your cards right in it. You can do a money clip style. You can do the band styles while you have the band one. I rarely have cash, but it is great when you do have cash. But really, really cool. This is a great gift for anybody in your life. They also, every wallet comes with RFID blocking technology. I know I've been trying to steal Lewis's identity, a 99 day risk-free trial and a lifetime warranty. We've been using the wallets for years, but now they also have key cases, rings and portable chargers. They even make waterproof luggage and backpacks. They make quality products with everything they do. Make sure you check them out. And for a limited time, Story Warriors get 10% off at Ridge by using the code WARS with a Z at checkout. W-A-R-Z. Just head to Ridge.com, use that code WARS, and you're all set.

Okay, Story Warriors. Let's thank Factor Meals for supporting the show. I'll tell you right now, look, I'm not a great cook. I do and I do an okay job, but I don't have the time, energy. I don't have any of that to go and figure out how to make really amazing quality meals. So when I'm trying to eat something that's really great and delicious, Factor comes in so handy. They're designed by dieticians and prepared by real chefs. There's no planning, no cooking, and they're ready in just two minutes. Jay, they have a brand new menu all the time. They change the menu options. You never get bored of it. And no matter what your dietary restrictions are, they have you covered. Oh yeah. I've been using factor for years. I have no, we always get home late, even the days that we are in town and often, you know, you can't just keep ordering out. It'll be so unhealthy for you. Factor meals aren't expensive and they're delicious. I mean, perfect size portions are not small, not small portions at all. And they're It's just quality, quality products. And you feel like you didn't do something so shitty for yourself. Head over to factormeals.com slash wars50off. That's W-A-R-Z-5-0-O-F-F. So it's factormeals.com slash wars50off and use code wars50off to get 50% off. And you get a free daily greens per box. New subscriptions only while supplies last until September 27th, 2026. See website for more details.

Hey, Story Warriors, let's thank one of our sponsors for today's show, and that is Ultra Pouches. What if you could unwind with no nicotine and no caffeine, just the good stuff? Well, Ultra Pouches work for your brain and body. With a blend of nootropics and vitamins built for focus and mental clarity, Ultra Pouches power you through the workday, workouts, and when you're on the go. They stay hydrated and don't dry your mouth out. And there's no dizziness, no stomach rumbles, just clean energy in five amazing flavors. Cool Mint, Wintergreen, Tropical Watermelon, and the all-new Blue Raz. Really is great. I love ultra patches. I already use nootropics. Alpha GPC is the sort of the star ingredient of them, which I really, really love. I have the tropical and the watermelon ones. I was bummed out because I don't want to take nicotine or caffeine in pouches. Right. So everyone has these pouches. You want to take that in your butt? Yeah, dude, I had to take it all in my butt. Now you don't have to do that anymore. You can actually put the pouch right into your lip and look cool like everyone else. They also have their brand new line of sleep pouches, which is really cool. They're built for clean, natural rest. Pick up your Ultra pouches today and see what the buzz is all about. Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch delivering instant focus and mental clarity without nicotine or caffeine. And Sori Warriors can use code WARS, W-A-R-Z, WARS with a Z, to get 15% off at TakeUltra.com. That's TakeUltra.com for 15% off with the code WARS.

And if you love the show, you should know we do an uncensored and ad-free version of the show every Monday night before it goes to YouTube or anywhere else. You do fucking what? An uncensored and ad-free version of the show. Hold on, what? Surely there's at least a little censorship when the show comes out. No. You don't censor it at all. No, not on Gas Digital. Is that right? That's right. Crazy. I guess we could have mentioned that before the show. Just for subscribers. So if you want to see James McCann's dick... No, no. Hold on. And if you want the ability to post screenshots of it to the Matt and Shane subreddit... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Make sure you guys subscribe to Gas Digital. Use the promo code WAR. Save a couple bucks a bunch of episodes that are not available anymore that are only available on Gas Digital. So go do that. That's the best way to support the show.

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