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Today's episode is sponsored by Chime. Everyone has a bank account, unless you're the type of person who hides all your cash in a pillowcase under your bed. So, why not get the most out of your banking with Chime? Chime is changing the way that people bank by offering fee-free banking. That's right, no nickel and diming for every little thing. You don't have to deal with overdraft and monthly fees. Plus, they've got thousands of fee-free ATMs. Why pay to get your own money? That's why I use Chime. I just don't want my bank to throw fee after fee at me. Chime also has great perks, like the option to gain 1,150 bucks in annual rewards, and direct banking. The Chime card gives 5% cashback on a category of your choice, like gas or groceries. Also, your savings grow at 3.75% APY, which is nine times higher than the national average. Chime isn't just smarter banking, it's the most rewarding way to bank. Join the millions who are already banking fee-free today. Head to chime.com/rslash. That's chime.com/rslash. It only takes a few minutes to sign up. Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services for MyPay and Chime card provided by Chime's bank partners. Optional products and services may have fees or charges. Stated annual percentage yield and cashback for Chime Prime only. No minimum balance required. For more information on APY rates, MyPay, SpotMe and travel perks, go to chime.com/disclosures.

Today's episode is sponsored by Mint Mobile. Nobody wants to overpay on their wireless mobile bill. We all just want good service at a reasonable price. That's why I recommend Mint Mobile. They don't have any gimmicks or gotchas designed to nickel and dime you. Mint Mobile took what's wrong with wireless and made it right with premium wireless for 15 bucks a month. All plans come with high-speed data and unlimited talk and text delivered on the nation's largest 5G network. You can even bring your current phone and your phone number. To get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month, go to mintmobile.com slash r slash. That's mintmobile.com slash r slash. Cut your wireless bill to $15 a month at mintmobile.com slash r slash. That's it. There's no catch. Upfront payment of $45 for 3 months, $90 for 6 months, or $180 for 12 months. Plan required. $15 per month equivalent. Taxes and fees extra. Initial plan term only. Greater than 50GB may slow when network is busy. Includes up to 20GB hotspot. Capable device required. Availability, speed, and coverage varies. See MintMobile.com.

Today's episode is sponsored by Chime. Everyone has a bank account, unless you're the type of person who hides all your cash in a pillowcase under your bed. So why not get the most out of your banking with Chime? Chime is changing the way that people bank by offering fee-free banking. That's right, no nickel and diming for every little thing. You don't have to deal with overdraft and monthly fees. Plus, they've got thousands of fee-free ATMs. Why pay to get your own money? That's why I use Chime. I just don't want my bank to throw fee after fee at me. Chime also has great perks, like the option to gain $1,150 in annual rewards and direct banking. The Chime card gives 5% cash back on a category of your choice, like gas or groceries. Also, your savings grow at 3.75 APY, which is 9 times higher than the national average. Chime isn't just smarter banking. It's the most rewarding way to bank. Join the millions who are already banking fee-free today. Head to Chime.com slash r slash. That's Chime.com slash r slash. It only takes a few minutes to sign up. Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services for MyPay and Chime card provided by Chime's bank partners. Optional products and services may have fees or charges. Stated annual percentage yield and cash back for Chime Prime only. No minimum balance required. For more information on APY rates, MyPay, SpotMe, and Travel Perks, go to chime.com slash disclosures.

Today's episode is sponsored by Chime. Everyone has a bank account, unless you're the type of person who hides all your cash in a pillowcase under your bed. So why not get the most out of your banking with Chime? Chime is changing the way that people bank by offering fee-free banking. That's right, no nickel and diming for every little thing. You don't have to deal with overdraft and monthly fees. Plus, they've got thousands of fee-free ATMs. Why pay to get your own money? That's why I use Chime. I just don't want my bank to throw fee after fee at me. Chime also has great perks, like the option to gain $1,150 in annual rewards and direct banking. The Chime card gives 5% cash back on a category of your choice, like gas or groceries. Also, your savings grow at 3.75 APY, which is 9 times higher than the national average. Chime isn't just smarter banking. It's the most rewarding way to bank. Join the millions who are already banking fee-free today. Head to Chime.com slash r slash. That's Chime.com slash r slash. It only takes a few minutes to sign up. Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services for MyPay and Chime card provided by Chime's bank partners. Optional products and services may have fees or charges. Stated annual percentage yield and cash back for Chime Prime only. No minimum balance required. For more information on APY rates, MyPay, SpotMe, and Travel Perks, go to chime.com slash disclosures.

Today's episode is sponsored by Mint Mobile. Nobody wants to overpay on their wireless mobile bill. We all just want good service at a reasonable price. That's why I recommend Mint Mobile. They don't have any gimmicks or gotchas designed to nickel and dime you. Mint Mobile took what's wrong with wireless and made it right with premium wireless for 15 bucks a month. All plans come with high-speed data and unlimited talk and text delivered on the nation's largest 5G network. You can even bring your current phone and your phone number. To get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month, go to mintmobile.com slash r slash. That's mintmobile.com slash r slash. Cut your wireless bill to $15 a month at mintmobile.com slash r slash. That's it. There's no catch. Upfront payment of $45 for 3 months, $90 for 6 months, or $180 for 12 months. Plan required. $15 per month equivalent. Taxes and fees extra. Initial plan term only. Greater than 50GB may slow when network is busy. Includes up to 20GB hotspot. Capable device required. Availability, speed, and coverage varies. See MintMobile.com.