Shopify: Free trial · Jul 2–9, 2026

Hi, Fungal Associate. Yes, I mean you. Have you ever wanted to start a small business selling things online? Well, I have a couple of them. Completely Arbitrary is one. And then I sell crafted bookmarks on another. And let me tell you this. We started Completely Arbitrary's merch store on Squarespace. It was fine. It served us for a while. No hate towards Squarespace. We still have our website with them, but there was something missing. And then for my other business, I opened a Shopify just to test the waters. Oh my God. I'm now swimming deep in those waters, which is a problem. There are sharks, but I am loving Shopify. I'll tell you when I made that store and I fine tuned it with HTML and CSS, which you don't need to know, by the way, there are plenty of templates. Man, I felt so proud. It looks so good. And the back end, I'm telling you, it's where it's at. It is so easy to use as the owner. Everything is in one place, incredibly streamlined. And as the consumer, well, hell, you'll have to tell us. I guarantee you, even if you didn't know it, you've used Shopify before to buy something online. And I bet you anything you had a great time doing it. So I encourage you to start that small business you've been thinking about today. All you need is the idea and Shopify handles the rest. Start your free trial at shopify.com slash trees. That's right. Start your free trial at shopify.com slash trees. Tell them the tree boys sent you.