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Hi, Fungal Associate. Yes, I mean you. Have you ever wanted to start a small business selling things online? Well, I have a couple of them. Completely Arbitrary is one. And then I sell crafted bookmarks on another. And let me tell you this. We started Completely Arbitrary's merch store on Squarespace. It was fine. It served us for a while. No hate towards Squarespace. We still have our website with them. But there was something missing. And then for my other business, I opened a Shopify just to test the waters. Oh my god. I'm now swimming deep in those waters, which is a problem. There are sharks. But I am loving Shopify. I'll tell you, when I made that store and I fine-tuned it with HTML and CSS, which you don't need to know, by the way. There are plenty of templates. Man, I felt so proud. It looks so good. And the back end, I'm telling you, it's where it's at. It is so easy to use as the owner. Everything is in one place, incredibly streamlined. And as the consumer, well, hell, you'll have to tell us. I guarantee you, even if you didn't know it, you've used Shopify before to buy something online. And I bet you anything you had a great time doing it. So I encourage you to start that small business you've been thinking about today. All you need is the idea and Shopify handles the rest. Start your free trial at shopify.com slash trees. That's right. Start your free trial at shopify.com slash trees. Tell them the tree boys sent you.

B-b-b-babble. Hey, everybody. It's Alex here to talk to you about Babbel. B-A-B-B-E-L. What in the world is Babbel? You know already. You've heard it before. But here's something you haven't heard before. I am planning a trip to Mexico. I don't know exactly where... When I say planning... I'm in the early stages. Don't ask me about it because I'll be like, I don't know. But I want to go to Mexico, and I used to speak Spanish pretty good. You would never have thought, listening to me now, you would never think that I was once almost fluent. So what am I doing to prepare for this Mexico trip? El vacacion de Mexico? I am learning, relearning Spanish using Babbel. That's right. And here's my new thing, everyone. I want you to take this away. I've been focusing on growth a lot lately. Easy. And my new thing is like 10 minutes a day of something you want to get better at. Don't spend three hours one day and then zero minutes the next day learning this thing. Just do 10 minutes a day. And that adds up. That accumulates. And Babbel is a great way to learn a language because all you need is 10 minutes a day. You can start having real conversations in as little as three weeks. Real deal. That's exactly what I love about Babbel. It's built for real life, not vocab lists and verb conjugation charts that'll make your brain go cuckoo banana pants. It's just like real conversation. Hola, como estas? Everybody needs to know how to say that. You might say, can I please have a coffee? Will you please drive me to this historical church? These are the kinds of things you're going to learn with Babbel. If you've got summer travel plans coming up, now's the time to start learning so you can actually use what you learn on the trip. Right now, Babbel is offering completely arbitrary fungal associates up to 60% off. Go to babbel.com slash trees. That's B-A-B-B-E-L dot com slash trees for up to 60% off. Rules and restrictions may apply.

Hi, I'm Beck Bennett. I thought I was Beck Bennett. No, no, no, no. I'm Kyle Mooney. Sorry about that. Exactly. No, all good. All good. Thanks, buddy. Yeah, and we host the show, What's Our Podcast, here on HeadGum. This podcast is brought to you by... Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform designed to help you stand out and make you look like a kick-ass person online. Like you're skateboarding through the internet or you're surfing through the web. Squarespace gives you everything you need to claim your domain, showcase your offerings with a professional website, grow your brand, and get paid all in one place. I like that it's all in one place. I know. I like that I don't have to go around different stores or something. It's just all on my website. Well, it's like, oh, do I need another type of website to find the right pictures or another type of website to upload the- Yeah, no, it's all in one place. The video or the audio or like- No, make it easy on me, please. Yes, and you can do all those things, photos, videos, changing fonts. You know what I mean? The designs are amazing. They're catering to all your different needs. There are SEO tools, which I know what those are, and there are custom domains. Oh, let's come up with a domain right now. Let's see. I wonder if it exists. www.friendsmeetingfriends.com. That's an original thing that we came up with. Friends meeting friends. Anyway, so check out squarespace.com slash headgum for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use offer code headgum. Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Hell, sounds easy. Anybody could do it.

Hi, Fungal Associate. Yes, I mean you. Have you ever wanted to start a small business selling things online? Well, I have a couple of them. Completely Arbitrary is one. And then I sell crafted bookmarks on another. And let me tell you this. We started Completely Arbitrary's merch store on Squarespace. It was fine. It served us for a while. No hate towards Squarespace. We still have our website with them, but there was something missing. And then for my other business, I opened a Shopify just to test the waters. Oh my God. I'm now swimming deep in those waters, which is a problem. There are sharks, but I am loving Shopify. I'll tell you when I made that store and I fine tuned it with HTML and CSS, which you don't need to know, by the way, there are plenty of templates. Man, I felt so proud. It looks so good. And the back end, I'm telling you, it's where it's at. It is so easy to use as the owner. Everything is in one place, incredibly streamlined. And as the consumer, well, hell, you'll have to tell us. I guarantee you, even if you didn't know it, you've used Shopify before to buy something online. And I bet you anything you had a great time doing it. So I encourage you to start that small business you've been thinking about today. All you need is the idea and Shopify handles the rest. Start your free trial at shopify.com slash trees. That's right. Start your free trial at shopify.com slash trees. Tell them the tree boys sent you.

Hey, everybody. It's Alex here to talk to you about Babbel. B-A-B-B-E-L. What in the world is Babbel? You know already. You've heard it before. But here's something you haven't heard before. I am planning a trip to Mexico. I don't know exactly where... When I say planning... I'm in the early stages. Don't ask me about it, because I'll be like, I don't know. But I want to go to Mexico, and I used to speak Spanish pretty good. You would never have thought, listening to me now, you would never think that I was once almost fluent. So what am I doing to prepare for this Mexico trip? El vacacion de Mexico? I am learning, relearning Spanish using Babbel. That's right. And here's my new thing, everyone. I want you to take this away. I've been focusing on growth a lot lately. Easy. And my new thing is like 10 minutes a day of something you want to get better at. Don't spend three hours one day and then zero minutes the next day learning this thing. Just do 10 minutes a day. And that adds up. That accumulates. And Babbel is a great way to learn a language because all you need is 10 minutes a day. You can start having real conversations in as little as three weeks. Real deal. That's exactly what I love about Babbel. It's built for real life, not vocab lists and verb conjugation charts that'll make your brain go cuckoo banana pants. It's just like real conversation. Hola, como estas? Everybody needs to know how to say that. You might say, can I please have a coffee? Will you please drive me to this historical church? These are the kinds of things you're going to learn with Babbel. If you've got summer travel plans coming up, now's the time to start learning so you can actually use what you learn on the trip. Right now, Babbel is offering completely arbitrary fungal associates up to 60% off. Go to babbel.com slash trees. That's B-A-B-B-E-L dot com slash trees for up to 60% off. Rules and restrictions may apply.

Hi, I'm Beck Bennett. I thought I was Beck Bennett. No, no, no, no. I'm Kyle Mooney. Sorry about that. Exactly. No, all good. All good. Thanks, buddy. Yeah, and we host the show, What's Our Podcast, here on HeadGum. This podcast is brought to you by... Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform designed to help you stand out and make you look like a kick-ass person online. Like you're skateboarding through the internet, or you're surfing through the web. Squarespace gives you everything you need to claim your domain, showcase your offerings with a professional website, grow your brand, and get paid all in one place. I like that it's all in one place. I know. I like that I don't have to go around different stores or something. It's just all in my website. Well, it's like, oh, do I need another type of website to find the right pictures, or another type of website to upload the- Yeah, no, it's all in one place. The video or the audio or- No, make it easy on me, please. Yes, and you can do all those things, photos, videos, changing fonts. I mean, the designs are amazing. They're catering to all your different needs. There are SEO tools, which I know what those are, and there are custom domains. Oh, let's come up with a domain right now. I wonder if it exists. www.friendsmeetingfriends.com. That's an original thing that we came up with. Friends meeting friends. Anyway, so check out squarespace.com slash headgum for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use offer code headgum. Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Hell, sounds easy. Anybody could do it.

Bonjour everybody, it's Alex. And as summer approaches us, I must share that one of my favorite things about summer is just how easy everything feels. I think it's a little more relaxed. I try not to be in a rush, like I usually am. And I find myself, day in, day out, reaching for the same articles of clothing, the same comfortable, those kind of go anywhere shirts and pants. Again and again. And that's why I keep coming back to Quince. Quince is the once and future king, that's with a Q-U, of focusing on well-made essentials that naturally become those everyday shirts, pants, socks that you wear. Those staples that you live in all season long. And I gotta hype Quince's 100% European linen pants and shirts because they're breathable. They're easy to put on. And they start at just $34. Seriously, for linen, shirts, and pants. And their tees will become a part of your skin. You will wear them so much. I forget I am wearing mine often, and then I'll wear my other t-shirts, and I won't get that same feeling. I feel like I'm wearing sandpaper. And everything at Quince.com is priced 50% to 80% less than similar brands. They work directly with ethical factories. They cut out the middlemen, so you're paying for the great quality, not the brand markup. And paying for a brand markup, as we all know, is stupid. So Fungal Associates, make your summer wardrobe easier. Go to quince.com slash trees for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. Damn, that is confidence. Now available in Canada too. That's quince.com slash trees for free shipping and 365 day returns. quince.com slash trees.

Hi, Fungal Associate. Yes, I mean you. Have you ever wanted to start a small business selling things online? Well, I have a couple of them. Completely Arbitrary is one. And then I sell crafted bookmarks on another. And let me tell you this. We started Completely Arbitrary's merch store on Squarespace. It was fine. It served us for a while. No hate towards Squarespace. We still have our website with them, but there was something missing. And then for my other business, I opened a Shopify just to test the waters. Oh my God. I'm now swimming deep in those waters, which is a problem. There are sharks, but I am loving Shopify. I'll tell you when I made that store and I fine tuned it with HTML and CSS, which you don't need to know, by the way, there are plenty of templates. Man, I felt so proud. It looks so good. And the back end, I'm telling you, it's where it's at. It is so easy to use as the owner. Everything is in one place, incredibly streamlined. And as the consumer, well, hell, you'll have to tell us. I guarantee you, even if you didn't know it, you've used Shopify before to buy something online. And I bet you anything you had a great time doing it. So I encourage you to start that small business you've been thinking about today. All you need is the idea and Shopify handles the rest. Start your free trial at shopify.com slash trees. That's right. Start your free trial at shopify.com slash trees. Tell them the tree boys sent you.

And just a quick reminder, everybody, join the Cone Club, arbitrarypod.supercast.com. You're going to get so sick of us saying this. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm already sick of saying it. I am too. It is what we need to do to make sure everyone knows this is how you get all the cool stuff. And this year especially, we are shifting to a different model, as, of course, you know by now. So join that Cone Club and get access to the model. Welcome to our matrix. Welcome. plug in uh next week casey yeah japanese cherry right so we'll see you there for that one everybody we hope you have a good one and uh that's i never know how to fucking japanese cherry honestly i hope you end it just now oh god i can't do that can i yeah you can all right see everyone Completely Arbitrary Tree Run is hosted and produced by Alex Croson and Casey Clapp. And all of our artwork is done, well, if it's a golden cone, by Julian Barthold. Our music is by Aves and the Mini Vandals. And if you want to support this podcast, become a Tremium member over at arbitrarypod.supercast.com. Thanks for listening.

Hi, I am Mandy Moore. Sterling K. Brown. And I'm Chris Sullivan. And we host the podcast, That Was Us, now on HeadGum. Each episode, we're going to go into a deep dive from our show, This Is Us. That's right. We're going to go episode by episode. We're also going to pepper in episodes with different guest stars and writers and casting directors. Are we going to cry? Yes. A little bit. Are we going to laugh? A lot. A whole lot. That's what I'm hoping, man. Listen to That Was Us on your favorite podcast app or watch full video episodes on YouTube or Spotify. New episodes every Tuesday.