Core offer
Access to over 160 lab tests, including full hormone panels, with clinician review, flagged results, clear explanations, and personalized protocols for $365 per year.
Function Health: Access to over 160 lab tests, including full hormone panels, with… · Jun 5–Aug 1, 2026
RenewingFunction Health offers access to over 160 lab tests, including hormone panels, with clinician review and personalized protocols, enabling individuals to stop guessing about their health and start knowing for $365 annually.
Jun 5, 2026
First seen
Aug 1, 2026
Last seen
6
Reads
1
Shows
3
Active months
1:03
Avg. length
13-week activity
Public campaign reads by observed week
1
2
2
1
Renewal signals
30 dayYes
60 dayNo
90 dayPending
Promo-code persistence
100%
MODERNWISDOM appeared in 3 of 3 code-bearing reads.
Creative angle
Problem-solution framing that addresses the lack of health knowledge by offering certainty and actionable steps.
Shows
Where the campaign appeared
Placements
unknown3
mid-roll2
post-roll1
Categories
Representative reads
Examples across the campaignExample transcript
The read that best represents this campaign's recurring script
Modern Wisdom·The Brutal Side of Making It In Show Business - Zach Braff - #1107
Est. value ~$860range $160–$5.9K
Most people have no idea where their testosterone levels sit. But what if I told you there was a solution? Something that identifies low t faster than a high school bully, and it won't cost you all your lunch money. That's where function comes in. Gives you access to over a 160 lab tests, including a deep dive into your full hormone panel. Every result is reviewed by clinicians. Anything out of range is flagged. You get clear explanations with a personalized protocol with actionable next steps. So if something's off, you know exactly what to do about it. Whether you just need to go to the gym more or you need to play Creed louder in your car, function will tell you exactly where your testosterone and everything else stands. Normally, this level of testing would usually cost thousands, but with function, it's $365 a year. That's $1 a day to stop guessing with your health and start knowing. And right now, you can get $25 off, bringing it down to $340. So get the exact same blood panels that I do and save $25 by going to the link in the description below or heading to functionhealth.com/modernwisdom using the code modern wisdom at checkout.
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