Smalls on The Jon Stewart Podcast
Transcript
I know a little secret about a lot of the folks that listen to this, podcast. You like animals. I'm just gonna say many of you like cats, and cats are delightful. But, you know, the thing about cats is they gotta eat too. You don't just leave them out there because here's the thing about them. And so I I've had outdoor cats, and I've had indoor cats. Boy, the cats at the farm are literally killing machines, so you don't need to feed them. But for most cats, the civilized cat, the cat that has been domesticated and, is not armed with what appears to be five hunting knives, and they just follow around looking for, mammals smaller than them. You need to give them food, and that's where Smalls comes in. Small by the way, that is, I don't think, a great segue because I may have I may have presented, a picture of cats that may not be the one that is appropriate to this commercial. But I'm talking about your cat, your delightful cat, Little Pibbles. Hello, Pibbles. And Smalls makes the cat food. And by the way, it's human grade food for cat. You know, most cat food brands, it's all cheap fillers and and whatever they found on the floor of the factory. That's not good for your cat. Your cat is not gonna be healthy. But smalls, protein packed recipes with preservative free, a 100% human grade ingredients. So stop serving your little carnivore a bowl of processed shortcuts for a limited time because you are a weekly show listener. Get 60% off your first order plus free shipping and free treats for life. When you head to smalls.com/tws. Holy shit. I don't even like saying this. It's such a good deal. One last time. That's 60% off your first order plus free shipping and free treats for life when you head to smalls.com/tws.

