Square on Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Above Ground Pool Party! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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H. Foley, Kevin Ryan
Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
July 13, 2026
Host-read (by H. Foley, Kevin Ryan)Direct responseBaked-in adFintech
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Kevin, let's talk about Square, baby. I'm talking Square, baby. Gang, if you don't know, Square is the platform behind the scenes of so many businesses you already love. Whether someone's selling smoothies, cutting hair, fixing bikes, or running a boutique, Square gives them one connected system to take payments, manage inventory, run payroll, send invoices, and track it all in one place. This isn't just a point of sale. Square includes hardware that works in person and on the go, software for managing staff, marketing and customer insights, banking tools like Square checking to get paid instantly. Yes. Businesses love it because it's like running a business makes it feel like less than it makes it feel a little less like putting out the fires. It simplifies all the messy stuff. It works for one location shops and business with multiple teams and service area connects it all through it. Real seller stat, businesses using Square online earn 36% more revenue on average. Take that to the bank. Men lie, women lie, these numbers ain't freaking lying. Square isn't just fast. It's smart, transparent, and built for the way people actually run their businesses. There's no contracts, no hidden fees. We use Square. There's no complicated installs, just tools that accept every major payment method, tap, chip, Apple Pay, online, let you see sales and inventory. That's how we track stuff on the road, If you're starting a business or running one that deserves better tools, Square helps you sell, manage, and grow without slowing down. Right now, you can get up to $200 off Square hardware at square.com slash go slash garbage. That's S-Q-U-A-R-E dot com slash G-O slash garbage. Run your business smarter with Square. Get started today.

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Episode

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Above Ground Pool Party! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
Hosts: H. Foley, Kevin Ryan
Publisher: Kevin Ryan & H. Foley