SimpliSafe on Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning PodcastJuly 16, 2026

World Cup Takes, Creation, End Times | Monday Morning Podcast 7-16-26

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Bill Burr
All Things Comedy
July 16, 2026
Host-read (by Bill Burr)Direct responseBaked-in adConsumer Electronics
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@ 26:16 in ep

Transcript

All right. Simply safe, everybody. All right. In the U.S., there's a break in every 26 seconds. Every 14 seconds, somebody whips their dick out in public. Completely different stat. Has nothing to do with this. That means somewhere right now an intruder is getting closer. The problem is most security systems only alert you after a break-in has already started. Hey, man, that's too late. That's why I chose SimpliSafe to secure my home. Using Outdoor Camera Series 2 and advanced AI alerts, SimpliSafe's U.S.-based live agents identify threats on your property and help deter them, stopping crime before it starts. That's real peace of mind. What do they do? They just yell, we already called the cops. I can see you. Hide behind the trash can. SimpliSafe is available with no long-term contracts and what? Deterrence plans? D-E-T-E-R-R-E-N-C-E. Deterrence. What's a deterrence plan? With no long-term contracts and deterrence plans start at around a dollar a day. It's not the only thing you can get for a dollar, David. I want you to experience the same peace of mind I do, which is why I've partnered with SimpliSafe to offer an exclusive discount for my listeners. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting simplisafe.com slash burr. That's half off at simplisafe.com slash burr. There's no safe. like SimpliSafe.

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Episode

Monday Morning Podcast
World Cup Takes, Creation, End Times | Monday Morning Podcast 7-16-26
Host: Bill Burr
Publisher: All Things Comedy