SimpliSafe on Monday Morning Podcast
Matcha, Falling Down Stairs, Destroying Books | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-30-26
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A broad audience range for the top 2,000 popularity tier is multiplied by public CPM benchmarks and a 1× placement factor. Inputs for this read: 0:56 · Host-read (by Bill Burr) · mid-roll.
Transcript
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