SimpliSafe on Monday Morning Podcast
Gestapo Crowd Control, Gen X Brain, Lizard People | Monday Morning Podcast 7-13-26
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Anyway, plowing ahead. Oh, look who it is, everybody. It's simply safe. You know, in the US there's a break in every 26 seconds. That means somewhere right now an intruder is getting closer. What are they fucking moonwalking over here? Uh, the problem is they're walking like Jason in Friday the 13th. The problem is most security systems only alert you after a break-in has already started, and that's too late. That's why I chose simply safe to secure my home using you know what I wish they had for security, rather than alerting the person before they get into your house. What would be great is if you could get the Bronx Tale security.
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