Simple Modern on The Toast

The ToastJuly 14, 2026

I Feel Vibeless: Tuesday, July 14th, 2026

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Jackie Oshry, Claudia Oshry
Dear Media
July 14, 2026
Host-read (by Jackie Oshry, Claudia Oshry)Direct responseBaked-in adEntertainment
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Transcript

If it's our fifth and final story, that's brought to you by Simple Modern. Busy moms already know and trust Simple Modern for keeping their families hydrated. During back-to-school season, the brand makes shopping so much easier. They've got backpacks, lunches, bento boxes, and water bottles all in one place. So Simple Modern makes back to school shopping super easy. They're your one stop shop for everything. They've got colors, prints, and character favorites that every kid can find in a style that they love. So you're getting quality gear that's built to last at prices that make sense because I don't know if you read like the recent memo of Cardboard HQ, like we're not spending $50 on water bottles anymore. And Simple Modern is such a great option. They make really high-quality bottles, also like backpacks, lunchboxes, and things like that. In really cute designs, you don't have to sacrifice quality. You don't have to sacrifice looks, the aesthetic. They've got it all. And they're also running a Buy More, Save More event right now on SimpleModern.com where you can save up to $50. So whether you have a back-to-school tradition that you want to keep up with, like, we're getting new backpacks or new lunchboxes every year, that obviously can add up. And Simple Bonner is just such a good brand. Everything they make is so good, and their kid stuff is so cute. They've got, like, themed baseball, sports, your favorite characters. The kids love it. It's such a great way for them to, like, you know, continue drinking their juicy while also, like, being a fun little tradition for you guys. So head to simplemodern.com right now, shop the back to school shopping and make it one less thing to worry about. And again, they are running a buy more, save more event right now. So you can save up to $50 when you go to simplemodern.com to make back to school shopping one less thing to worry about.

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Episode

The Toast
I Feel Vibeless: Tuesday, July 14th, 2026
Hosts: Jackie Oshry, Claudia Oshry
Publisher: Dear Media