Seafoam on Garage Logic

Here's a man who spends hours in hardware stores, sifting through the nuts and bolts of life. The finely crafted seagoing vessel Cirrhosis of the River made the rounds in Gumption County over the fourth from Broken Toe to Spoon and every lake in between. A rousing success. Your captain, he's a last dropper. Thought he could get away with using last year's 50 to 1 mix. But I only did that after I dumped a half a can of Seafoam Marine Pro engine treatment into the tank. Now, I'll admit, it did cough and smoke. It kind of looked like a Pink Floyd show there for a while. But it evened out and purred like a kitty for the rest of the day. Seafoam actually... First created as an additive for outboard engines. It works to clean critical marine engine areas. It stabilizes fuel for up to two years. Works in both two-stroke and four-stroke gasoline marine engines, inboard and outboard. Add Marine Pro to every tank of fuel, usually about an ounce per gallon, and it'll help clean the entire fuel system. A cleaner engine, that's going to make you happy. Starts right away, runs smoother, lasts longer. You can idle around the lake. It's wonderful. And once again, it saved the day for the cirrhosis of the river and all the many bikini-clad moms lining up to wave at your captain, your sexy captain. I thought I could say that with a straight face. I guess I can't. Look for it in the fine automotive chemical aisle at a store near you. It's a wonderful product in one-year-old gas. It's called Seafoam Marine Pro.