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Monday Morning PodcastJuly 9, 2026

The Soccer, The Scowling, Running From Arrows | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-9-26

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Bill Burr
All Things Comedy
July 9, 2026
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Anyways, let me do the old reads here. For the week. I mean, for the Thursday here. What do we got here? Oh, it's Quo, everybody. Q-U-O. You know when everyone on your team thinks someone else handled it? The call, the text, the follow-up. It's like that Spider-Man meme where they're all pointing at each other. Meanwhile, the customer's just sitting there like, um, hello? That's how you quietly lose business. So yeah, at a certain point, it's like, let's fucking quote. That's why today's episode is brought to you by Quo, spelled Q-U-O, the business communication systems built so you never miss a quote. I guess this is the joke. Never miss a call and they don't write it there. Your entire team can handle calls and texts from one shared number. So no more missed messages or dropped conversations. Everyone sees the full thread. Replies are faster and customers actually feel taken care of. I swear to God, man, if you're on one of these text threads, you better fucking not screw up. That is a recipe. Whoever's running this country that signs up for Quo, one of your employees is going to get somebody sent in a dick pic. to the wrong fucking text thread. It's just gonna happen. It's just gonna happen. Listen, you just have to accept it, all right? Dick pics are here. You know how they say that with, like, AI? I mean, it's coming. You just have to... Why do we have to accept it? Because five fucking cunts want it? The rest of us don't. The rest of us don't. And what do the politicians do? Blue tie, red tie, fucking liberal party, whatever the fucking called, the libertarian party, the one in the middle that everybody claims they're a part of because they don't want to get into a fucking argument with anybody. Yeah, they all look the other way. They all look the other way. Calls, texts, voicemails, transcripts, and contact details all in one clean view so your team always has the full picture and can show up for every customer conversation. Money is on the line. Always say hello with Quo, Q-U-O. Try Quo for free, plus 20% off your first six months when you go to Quo.com slash Burr. That's Quo.com slash Burr.

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Episode

Monday Morning Podcast
The Soccer, The Scowling, Running From Arrows | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-9-26
Host: Bill Burr
Publisher: All Things Comedy