Quince on Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Sissies, August is the perfect time to hit reset before the autumn rush begins. And if you're still hanging on to the same worn out basics, hey, but yeah, Quince makes it easy to upgrade. They have premium denim and tailored chinos from just $60 with the kind of perfect fit structure and high quality fabrics you'd expect from a luxury designer brand. I'm telling you, when I was in Greece, my linen shirts and pants from Quince were the only thing that kept me cool in the unforgiving Mediterranean sun. Well, y'all, I'm still talking about my Quince Mongolian cashmere sweater. It's so cozy, so comfortable. I wore it the other day while at dinner and men couldn't stop rubbing on me because it was so soft. Gross. Don't ruin this ad with vulgarity. Says someone who seduced a man in the Greek mafia and now that man's wife is out to kill you. Who told you? And keep your voice down. Sissies, we love that Quince passes the savings on to you. That's because they work directly with ethical factories and cut out the middlemen, so you're paying for high quality, not brand markup. And it's not just clothing. Quince has become my go-to for everything from hotel quality bedding and bath essentials to premium cookware and travel must-haves. Just think, if they sold harnesses, Poodle, it would be your one-stop shop. Oh, I'm so close. Oh, Maddie, do you hear that? Hear what? Someone is playing a bouzouki. Oh no, I think they found me. Hurry up and finish this ad, I gotta go. Also, sorry about your car. What? Sissies, upgrade your every day. Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers or go to quince.com slash realitygaze. And get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. That's quince.com slash realitygaze.