Dude Wipes on Armstrong & Getty On Demand
For the Love of a Deformed Raccoon!
Transcript
In your butt, that's because you're probably using the dry stuff to wipe wet. Extra large flushable Dude Wipes get what toilet paper leaves behind in your behind. You wouldn't clean the tail end of your truck with dry paper towels, so why would you wipe with dry toilet paper? Wetter just cleans better with Dude Wipes. There are no more dingleberries, no more itch and irritation, just a deep down the seam confident clean. Plus, unlike baby wipes, Dude Wipes are extra big for adult hands. You're not a baby, so keep them on hand so you get nothing on your hands. And speaking of on hand, Dude Wipes come in different scents and pack sizes, including a single-use on-the-go pack that you can take anywhere for that home field advantage. Stop being an A-hole to your B-hole. Drop the toilet paper. Available on Amazon and major retailers nationwide. Dude Wipes. Best clean, pants down.
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