Douglas on CANADALAND
Fastened to a Dying Animal: How to Survive the Collapse of the U.S. Empire
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This episode was brought to you by Douglas. We all know the risks of rocking the boat. Don't rock the boat. No one ever says you should rock the boat. They say don't rock the boat. What about rocking the bed? I'm not talking about adult matters here. Get your mind out of that stuff. I'm talking about tossing and turning and disrupting whoever else might be in your bed with you. It is disrespectful and interrupts their sleep. It's rude. Don't be rude. Have some respect for your bed buddy. Get a Douglas mattress. It has superior motion isolation. That means there's no ripple effect from one side to the other. Basically a free pass for all of my fellow tossers and turners out there. There will also be a lot less tossing and turning this summer because Douglas actually sleeps cool. This is a mattress that has a layer of Ecolite cooling gel foam. It has a CoolSense mattress cover. I have a Douglas. These things actually work. This is an incredibly comfortable
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