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Cologuard on Miss Me?

Miss Me?August 3, 2026

Alcohol is the Worst One

0:33
mid-roll
Lily Allen, Miquita Oliver
Speaker
Persephonica
August 3, 2026
Announcer-readDirect responseDynamic insertionHealthcare
0:00 / 0:33
@ 29:00 in ep

Estimated current placement value

Low confidence
~$240range $36–$1,700

What a comparable one-episode placement on this show might cost today—not reported advertiser spend or a historical invoice.

How this estimate works

A broad audience range for the top 2,000 popularity tier is multiplied by public CPM benchmarks and a 1× placement factor. Inputs for this read: 0:33 · Announcer-read · mid-roll.

Model placement-value-v1-2026-08 · benchmark inputs as of 2026-08
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Transcript

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Episode

Miss Me?
Alcohol is the Worst One
Hosts: Lily Allen, Miquita Oliver
Publisher: Persephonica