Audible on American Scandal

Yo there! Tis I, Queen Mortuana of the Night Realm, a.k.a. Kate McKinnon, and her raven minion Jojo, a.k.a. Emily Lynn. If you do not download and binge my show, Heads Will Roll, Air Apparent, on Audible... I will cut off your head! Oh, no! Maybe just tell them about the guest stars, like Richard Kind, Carrie Coon, Jimmy Fallon, et al. But they were in it, and if you don't listen to them, then I will cut off your tongue, then cut off your head, and then put the tongue in the head hole. Aw, you tried. Listen now exclusively on Audible and Donald the Audible app today, or off with your head!