Cheeky on GOONS

Also, I don't know if you guys have this when you travel. When I don't travel and I don't have a bidet, it gets horrible. My asshole crusts, it itches, it gets a little grimy, it's swampy. I wipe, but I wipe so hard it gets a little sore. You're like wiping the first layer of skin on it. Just hop in the shower for like a minute. That's what I'm saying. So I hopped in the shower and I used some cheeky soap. Just right on the poop? Yep, right on the poop. directly on the soap to the poop. You didn't even like clean it with water first. You just soaped the shit. Just soak that doodle. Oh, what's the point of getting the poop wet if you're not going to make it smell good first? That is true. The sewer rats definitely want to smell it. It's called Gamer Gunk for a reason. Go to usecheeky.com forward slash goons and use code goons for 10% off your order. It smells delicious. Buy some of it too. Yes, and buy it. Check it out and buy it. Thank you.