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Let's take a quick pause to talk about something I love. And the pun pause is intended because I'm talking about my kitty cats. Now my cats are my children and they deserve the best. So when they started dealing with constant hair balls and getting a little chonky, I actually looked at what was in their food and it was mostly fillers and mystery ingredients I couldn't even pronounce. And that's when we switched to smalls. Smalls is fresh human grade cat food made with preservative free, 100% human grade ingredients. The kind of stuff you'd actually find in your own fridge and it's delivered right to your door. And since switching, I mean, the hair balls have basically stopped and honestly their litter box is a lot less stinky, And here's why it works. Cats are little carnivores and Small's is gently cooked with no fillers and no artificial junk. So more of the nutrients actually get digested, if that makes sense. Which means more energy and a silkier coat and fewer hair balls and less stinky poops and a healthier cat all around. My cats go absolutely feral for these recipes. But don't take my word for it. Forbes ranks Small's the best overall cat food, and Buzzfeed said that their cats went completely ballistic for the stuff, can confirm. And after switching, 88% of cat owners reported overall health improvements. And if you're at all spooked by commitment, which I totally get, you don't have to be, because you can try Small's risk-free. If your cat won't eat it, then they will refund your order. So stop serving your little carnivore a bowl of processed shortcuts. And for a limited time, because you are a crime, conspiracy, cult and murder listener, you can get 60% off your first order. Plus free shipping and free treats for life when you head to smalls.com slash CCCM. That's 60% off your first order with free treats for life and free shipping when you go to smalls.com slash CCCM. Thank you so much to Smalls for sponsoring the video and supporting the channel and let's get back to it.

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let's take a quick pause to talk about something i love very dearly and those are my cats okay and i'll be honest for years my cats and i had a reoccurring problem i lovingly called scarf and barf you can put the two together but then I switched them to Small's and it basically disappeared. Now Small's is fresh human grade cat food, protein packed recipes made with preservative free, 100% human grade ingredients you'd find in your own fridge delivered right to your door. And since switching, their coats are shinier, they shed less, and I cannot stress enough, there is way less Stinky poops, little TMI, but you gotta know. And Forbes ranks Smalls the best overall cat food. And after switching to Smalls, 88% of cat owners reported overall health improvements. And if you're kind of spooked by commitment, I don't blame you, you can actually try it risk-free. They'll refund you if your cat won't eat it. So stop serving your little carnivore a bowl of processed shortcuts. And for a limited time, because you are a crime conspiracy cult and murder listener, you get 60% off your first order. plus free shipping and free treats for life when you head to smalls.com slash CCCM. That's 60% off your first order plus free shipping and free treats for life when you head to smalls.com slash CCCM. Thank you to Smalls for sponsoring the video and supporting the channel and let's get back to it.

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